In Republicanland...

In Republicanland...

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"Non factual" statements are considered the gospel.

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Fox News is "fair and balanced".

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The new slogan is: "The economy always roars when we're at war!"

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Mormons need not apply, but are good to have around only when it suits or supports established Republicans doctrine.

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You must pledge allegience to Grover Norquist when elected into office.

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Corporations are the lawmakers.

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Jesus is replaced with Reagan.

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Stimulus is a bad thing, even if it is successful.

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Anyone brown with a Spanish surname is automatically considered an illegal alien.

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Committing abortion is punished with the death penalty.

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A Republican litmus test is given before any candidate can run for office.

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Sending jobs overseas is a good thing because it spurs job growth at home.

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Hypocracy is an art form.

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Washing machines are considered very Republican because of the spin cycle.

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Anyone with a different point of view from the established Republican doctrine is labeled a liberal America-hating communist.

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Child labor laws are repealed only for minorities and poor people.

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There is no public education system because it is considered a hand out.

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Being gay or non christian is against moral law and subject to arrest.

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There is no freedom of speech unless you can afford it.

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The draft is renistated to create "job growth" among the poor only.

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There is no middle-class.

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Health care is a matter how much money you have: how healthy can you afford to be?

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Freeways are now tollways.

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There are more prisons than neighborhoods.

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Any person or entity (e.i; corporation, business, or conglomerate) that generates a million dollars or more, pay no taxes.

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Guns can be purchased from vending machines.

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English (American only, not the Queens english) is the only language allowed to be spoken and read.

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Country drawl or Southern twang are the only acceptable accents allowed to be spoken or heard publicly.

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The Republican Party and Tea Party are the only state-sanctioned political parties allowed.

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Country music is the state-sanctioned music allowed with the exception of some forms of pop music for business purposes only. All other forms or genres are illegal and is considered a jailable offense.

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Social security, medicare and medicaid are voucher programs poor people are to buy into.